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Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.
So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 down, and payments of $450 for 24 months, plus payments for extras."
"My goodness!" the woman exclaimed, "sounds like leasing a new sports car!"
"Humm," the doctor murmured, "too obvious, huh?"
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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- 3 Hunters in the Woods won 49.91% of the times
- An Example of Tragedy won 50.05% of the times