
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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- 3 Questions won 51.46% of the times
- Bacon tree won 49.45% of the times