Vote For Your Favorite Joke

Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest
What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?
Icey dead people.

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• Can I take his place? was a winner against After the fall in Garden of Eden...
• Facing Adversity was a winner against Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest
• A guy was driving home one evening... was a winner against A parent's night before Christmas
• A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... was a winner against A definition of psychiatrist
• An Evil Curse was a winner against Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
• Business is business was a winner against Be Politically Correct With Men
• A bus filled with politicians was driving through the... was a winner against A problem with teeth
• 40th Birthday was a winner against A College Student’s Night Before Christmas
• Bacon tree was a winner against A guy in a bar
• A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... was a winner against A father was at the beach with his child...