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After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."

A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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