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A political man to a woman...
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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50/50 relationship won 48.56% of the times

Bank customer service won 50.72% of the times