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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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- 500 lawyers in the ocean won 48.88% of the times
- A sudden change of mind won 51.09% of the times