
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
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You can see the results below:
- 7 Word Obituary won 50.30% of the times
- I tried to be a tailor... won 50.70% of the times