Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. (Quote by - Stephen Wright)

When there is a voice in a piece of music, we tend to focus on the voice. That is probably something from when we were babies and we depended on hearing our mother's voice. (Quote by - Robert Wyatt)

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for. (Quote by - Anonymous)

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. (Quote by - Douglas Feaver)

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. (Quote by - Leo J. Burke)

It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us. (Quote by - Dickens)

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. (Quote by - Ed Howe)

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)

Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies? (Quote by - Candice Bergen)

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. (Quote by - Charles Osgood)

Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being brought up by him. (Quote by - Erik H. Erikson)

An awful lot of men like babies too and people generally respond warmly to family pictures. (Quote by - Malcolm Bruce)

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. (Quote by - Ed Howe)

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. (Quote by - Carl Sandburg)

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. (Quote by - Phyllis Diller)

Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)

Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves. (Quote by - Polly Berrien Berends)

For the first time in my life I feel important. I'd like to have five babies. (Quote by - June Allyson)

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. (Quote by - Tina Brown)

My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies. (Quote by - Holly Near)

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it." (Quote by - Jerome K. Jerome)

We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma. (Quote by - Randall Terry)

The year I was born, 1956, was the peak year for babies being born, and there are more people essentially our age than anybody else. We could crush these new generations if we decided too. (Quote by - Tom Hanks)

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. (Quote by - Elizabeth Stone)

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. (Quote by - May Sarton)