There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men (Quote by - French Proverb)

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. (Quote by - Minnie Pearl)

Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented! (Quote by - Heinrich Heine)

In a time when nothing is more certain than change, the commitment of two people to one another has become difficult and rare. Yet, by its scarcity, the beauty and value of this exchange have only been enhanced. (Quote by - Robert Sexton)

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. (Quote by - Jane Austen)

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love. (Quote by - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. (Quote by - Gene Perret)

Marriages are said to be made in Heaven, which may be why they don't work here on Earth. (Quote by - Thomas Szasz)

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. (Quote by - Marlene Dietrich)

It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting. (Quote by - Todd Ruthman)

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage (Quote by - William Shakespeare)

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. (Quote by - Virginia Cary Hudson)

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce. (Quote by - Norman Mailer)

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. (Quote by - Robert Brault)

It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble. (Quote by - Kenny)

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate. (Quote by - Joe Moore)

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. (Quote by - Anne Taylor Fleming)

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open. (Quote by - George Bernard Shaw)

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. (Quote by - Andre Maurois)

A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. (Quote by - African Proverb)

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. (Quote by - Paul Hornung)

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. (Quote by - Larry Gelbart, M*A*S*H, "Bulletin Board," original airdate 14 January 1975, spoken by the character Frank Burns)