The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. (Quote by - Joey Adams)

It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. (Quote by - Harry Emerson Fosdick)

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. (Quote by - Bette Davis)

Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine. (Quote by - Honore de Balzac)

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. (Quote by - Andre Maurois)

Experience, though non auctoritee Were in this world, is right ynough to me To speke of wo that is in mariage. (Quote by - Geoffrey Chaucer)

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. (Quote by - Jean Kerr)

Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes in between them. (Quote by - Sydney Smith)

Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. (Quote by - Cass Daley)

Marriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger, it is more merry, and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows, and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love and charity, and those burdens are delightful. (Quote by - Bishop Jeremy Taylor)

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in shade. (Quote by - Leo Buscaglia)

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved. (Quote by - Samuel Butler)

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. (Quote by - Gloria Swanson)

A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal. (Quote by - Ivern Ball)

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

The view that a peptic ulcer may be the hole in a man's stomach through which he crawls to escape from his wife has fairly wide acceptance. (Quote by - John Allan Dalrymple Anderson)

So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three. (Quote by - Alexandre Dumas)

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

After three failed marriages, I know what it's like to be replaced. (Quote by - Terry Bradshaw)

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? (Quote by - Barbra Streisand)

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. (Quote by - Theodore M. Hesburgh)

Marriage ceremony: an incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. (Quote by - O.C. Ogilvie)

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. (Quote by - Juvenal)