On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything. (Quote by - Anita Brookner)

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. (Quote by - Amy Bloom)

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint. (Quote by - Alexander Hamilton)

Equal opportunity is good, but special privilege is better. (Quote by - Anna Chennault)

Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try to give their best qualities to men -- bring them softness, teach them how to cry. (Quote by - Joan Baez)

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. (Quote by - Brendan Francis)

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. (Quote by - Bible)

The legacy of women's war work is our present post-industrial employment structure. It was the war that created the demand for a technologically advanced, de-skilled, low-paid, non-unionized female workforce and paved the way for making part-time work the norm for married women now. A generation later, it was the daughters of wartime women workers who completed their mothers' campaign for equal pay. (Quote by - Linda Grant)

Ceremony and ritual spring from our heart of hearts: those who govern us know it well, for they would sooner deny us bread than dare alter the observance of tradition. (Quote by - F. Gonzalez-crussi)

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... (Quote by - Anonymous)

The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive. (Quote by - Betty Friedan)

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. (Quote by - Martin Mull)

The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man. (Quote by - Leigh Hunt)

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. (Quote by - Elizabeth Arden)

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more? (Quote by - John Lennon)

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. (Quote by - Hervey Allen)

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. (Quote by - Billy Sunday)

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves? (Quote by - Mary Astell)

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. (Quote by - S. T. Coleridge)

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving. (Quote by - John Gray)

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. (Quote by - Chekhov)

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. (Quote by - Lenny Bruce)

Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven. (Quote by - Bible)