Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for. (Quote by - Socrates)

When women go wrong, men go right after them. (Quote by - Mae West)

He is every other inch a gentleman. (Quote by - Rebecca West)

If a man hears much that a woman says, she is not beautiful. (Quote by - Henry S. Haskins)

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. (Quote by - Madame de Sta l)

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. (Quote by - Erica Jong)

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of. (Quote by - Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. (Quote by - Lowell Ganz)

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later. For another thing, they die earlier. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know. (Quote by - Alexis Carrel)

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented (Quote by - Janet Flanner)

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? (Quote by - Erma Bombeck)

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men. (Quote by - Chinese Proverb)

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. (Quote by - Maryon Pearson)

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. (Quote by - Winston Churchill)

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company. (Quote by - George Washington)

Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a m nage trois. (Quote by - Carrie Latet)

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. (Quote by - Doris Day)

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. (Quote by - Mae West)

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan. (Quote by - Martin Luther King, Jr.)

In the course of history, men come to see that iron necessity is neither iron nor necessary. (Quote by - Friedrich Nietzsche)

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. (Quote by - Camille Paglia)

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. (Quote by - Lupe Velez)