Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. (Quote by - Alfred Hitchcock)

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. (Quote by - Kurt Vonnegut)

Book - what they make a movie out of for television. (Quote by - Leonard L. Levinson )

Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. (Quote by - Jim Urbanovich)

Television speeded everything up. (Quote by - Ruth Handler)

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary. (Quote by - Peter Sellers )

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know. (Quote by - Marvin Minksy)

Television: A medium - so called because it is neither rare nor well done. (Quote by - Ernie Kovacs)

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. (Quote by - Peter De Vries)

The wonderful thing about television is the immediate impact of pictures of current events. (Quote by - Will McDonough)

When television came roaring in after the war (World War II) they did a little school survey asking children which they preferred and why - television or radio. And there was this 7-year-old boy who said he preferred radio because the pictures were better. (Quote by - Alistair Cooke)

As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days. (Quote by - Gore Vidal)

I think my own strengths are in television production. (Quote by - Jim Henson)

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at. (Quote by - Noel Coward)

This isn't brain surgery; it's just television. (Quote by - David Letterman)

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. (Quote by - Ann Landers)

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. (Quote by - Alfred Hitchcock)

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. (Quote by - George Gobel)

Television has a real problem. They have no page two. (Quote by - Art Buchwald)

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. (Quote by - Alfred Hitchcock)

Television is chewing gum for the eyes. (Quote by - Frank Loyd Wright)

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money. (Quote by - Mignon McLaughlin)

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? (Quote by - Al Boliska)

Get me well so I can get on television and tell people to stop smoking. (Quote by - Nat King Cole)

Look at the declining television coverage. Look at the declining voting rate. Economics and economic news is what moves the country now, not politics. (Quote by - Robert Teeter)