I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. (Quote by - Frank Carson)

I've been in this business for a long time at my age, I've just turned 30, and I feel like my wife's career is going incredibly well, my kids are happy and healthy in schools, we've both been able to buy a house for our parents, respectively, in the places they live. (Quote by - Ryan Phillippe)

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. (Quote by - Proverbs)

The first time I ever heard her sing, I got chills. (Quote by - Nick Lachey)

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother. (Quote by - Elizabeth Cady Stanton)

Paul Hunter was a man who had everything going for him - an outstanding talent, good looks, fame, riches, charm and a beautiful wife. (Quote by - Rodney Walker)

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. (Quote by - Woody Allen)

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well. (Quote by - Oliver Goldsmith)

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. (Quote by - Irish Proverb)

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. (Quote by - Geoffrey Chaucer)

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion. (Quote by - Don Adams)

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. (Quote by - Brian Clough)

My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do. (Quote by - Brett Favre)

Like Caesar's wife, the judging of Miss Great Britain must be above suspicion. (Quote by - Robert Keyser)

My best chosen friend, companion, guide, to walk through life, linked hand-in-hand, two equal, loving friends, true husband and true wife. (Quote by - Sir Charles Gavan Duffy)

Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonourable behaviour. (Quote by - Bruce Friedman)

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? (Quote by - Rafael Benitez)

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. (Quote by - George Jean Nathan)

Seek a wife in your own sphere. (Quote by - Latin Proverb)

That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise. (Quote by - George Eliot)

Oddly enough, he is related to Chelsea's Joe Cole, although it is through his wife who is Joe's brother. The fact they are all called Cole is a strange coincidence!. (Quote by - John Gorman)

After all, what is a pedestrian? He is a man who has two cars-one being driven by his wife, the other by one of his children. (Quote by - Robert Bradbury)

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)