I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. (Quote by - Will Rogers)

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. (Quote by - Michael Caine)

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek. (Quote by - Samuel Johnson)

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. (Quote by - Julian Barnes)

I already have a wife who is too much for me; she is my art, and my works are my children. (Quote by - Michelangelo)

It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids. (Quote by - Henry Rollins)

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. (Quote by - H. L. Mencken)

I look forward to a lot more free time, at least initially, with my wife, Lisa, and our three children. (Quote by - Steve Yzerman)

My wife is very competitive, as the others are. We enjoy that. (Quote by - Phil Mickelson)

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash. (Quote by - James Brown)

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. (Quote by - B. R. Ambedkar)

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers. (Quote by - Jessica Alba)

Once she [wife Cherie] goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. (Quote by - Tony Blair)

All other goods by fortune's hand are given: A wife is the peculiar gift of Heaven. (Quote by - Alexander Pope)

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that. (Quote by - Sean Penn)

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

For every marriage then is best in tune, When that the wife is May, the husband June. (Quote by - Rowland Watkyns)

Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings. (Quote by - Stevie Nicks)

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. (Quote by - Daniel Boone)

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self. (Quote by - William Penn)

When one has love for God, one doesn't feel any physical attraction to wife, children, relatives and friends. One retains only compassion for them. (Quote by - Ramakrishna)

My father suffered much and toiled painfully all his life, for he had no resources other than the proceeds of his trade from which to support himself and his wife and family. (Quote by - Albrecht Durer)

Wife wants to see Cats, don't know why, sh s allergic to them. (Quote by - Kevin Whately)

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever. (Quote by - Les Paul)

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. (Quote by - Bill Cosby)