I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out. (Quote by - David Beckham)

My wife taught me the importance of living well. (Quote by - Robert Mondavi)

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you. (Quote by - John Buchanan Robinson)

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. (Quote by - Henny Youngman)

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. (Quote by - Jean Rostand)

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. (Quote by - Honore de Balzac)

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor. (Quote by - Charles Reade)

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. (Quote by - Groucho Marx)

Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Quote by - Lana Turner)

The sweetest women can be turned into a shrew by a man if he excites her but does not fulfill her. To tame her and to bring her back to sweetness he must make love to her and bring forth her pleasures, and she will turn immediately as night changes to day . . . She will then become a good wife, a good companion, a good mother, and a good human being. (Quote by - Haroun Al Makhzoumi)

I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me. (Quote by - John Travolta)

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife. (Quote by - Samuel Richardson)

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'. (Quote by - Harry Redknapp)

A faithful and loving wife is the jewel of a marriage. (Quote by - Lamar Cole)

My wife and two children traveled with me on locations all last season. (Quote by - Martin Milner)

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee. (Quote by - Germaine Greer)

We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again. (Quote by - Tom Araya)

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the idea unit. (Quote by - Jerry Falwell)

My wife is my first audience. She's a tough lady, so I can't say that I ever scare her. Except, of course, when she sees me the way I look before breakfast. (Quote by - Dean Koontz)

Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew. (Quote by - Harry Carpenter)

Sitting around the house playing the wife and mother is driving me crazy. (Quote by - Patsy Cline)