It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. (Quote by - Gary Player)

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife. (Quote by - Theodore Roosevelt)

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure. (Quote by - Jon Bon Jovi)

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far. (Quote by - Sugar Ray Leonard)

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly. (Quote by - Sean Connery)

A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go. (Quote by - J M Barrie)

If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife. (Quote by - Jules Michelet)

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. (Quote by - Ryan Stiles)

A happy wife is a happy life. (Quote by - Gavin Rossdale)

My wife and I try not to get into each other's work too much. (Quote by - Patrick Dempsey)

Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)

Twa gods guides me; the ane of them is blin', Yea and a bairn brocht up in vanitie; The next a wife ingenrit of the sea, And lichter nor a dauphin with her fin. (Quote by - Mark Alexander Boyd)

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day. (Quote by - Richard Pryor)

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. (Quote by - Francis Bacon)

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. (Quote by - Rodney Dangerfield)

I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. It's a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage. (Quote by - Rory Bremner)

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. (Quote by - Tony Curtis)

I always wanted my music to influence the life you were living emotionally - with your family, your lover, your wife, and, at a certain point, with your children. (Quote by - Bruce Springsteen)

Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so as to take advantage of the half hour going and coming. (Quote by - Thomas Friedman)

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?. (Quote by - Casey Stengel)

I don't know what to do about my husband's new wife. (Quote by - Molly Giles)

Maybe you offer then a luxury cruise for two weeks with the wife, or a trip on a private jet. (Quote by - Peter Harrison)

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Quote by - Sacha Guitry)

Woman, a pleasing but a short-lived flower, Too soft for business and too weak for power: A wife in bondage, or neglected maid: Despised, if ugly: if she's fair, betrayed. (An Essay on Woman)