Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need
A rough draft before the final copy.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

A very old lady teacher of english
Ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
And peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should i give them to him?
Doctor: they are for you!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Life is a paradox
Whatever u want,
U don’t get
Whatever u get,
U don’t enjoy
Whatever u enjoy,
Is not permanent
Whatever is permanent,
Is boring …!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Thought of the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it would be
Between
A blind wife
&
A deaf husband...." ;->
~ Funny SMS Text Message

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-goodday 4 u!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
“nothing of these, i haven’t done.”
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Just like a ghost,
You’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So i’ll propose on halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
With a spooky little girl like you
~ Funny SMS Text Message

When somebody who is deeply
In love with you tells that
You are
Cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Hey do u think taht u are mad.....
Then u must not press down.......
You have done that
Now the world knows.........
That you are mad.....
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Sometime in life,
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running wid us,
We notice them only when we fall
&
They stop to pick us up.
They are called friends. .
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Think about it:
I'm not scared of proposing a girl
But,
I'm scared abt, what wud happen if she agrees....?
~ Funny SMS Text Message

No dout that
Ur sweet
Ur caring
Ur kind
Ur intelligent
Ur attractive
Ur smart
Ur daring
But improve a little bit, be like me.
~ Funny SMS Text Message

What is gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her.
Its wen she ignores u n u still love her.
Its wen she begins love someone else
N u still smile
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Q: do u knw y in a couple’s photo
Man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: coz as per balance sheet,liabilities r on d
Left side & assets on d right!
~ Funny SMS Text Message

Do u know d similarity betwn dinosaurs & decent boys????
Both don't exist... ;)
~ Funny SMS Text Message