All television is children's television. (Quote by - Richard P. Adler)

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other shows. (Quote by - Les Brown)

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. (Quote by - Lily Tomlin)

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality. (Quote by - P.J. O'Rourke)

The marvels - of film, radio, and television - are marvels of one-way communication, which is not communication at all. (Quote by - Milton Mayer)

You make a choice whether or not to turn that TV on. We didn't even have a television in the house. (Quote by - Christine Baranski)

What compels you to stare, night after night, at all the glittering hokum that has been deliberately put together for you? (Quote by - J.B. Priestley)

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. (Quote by - Johnny Carson)

If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies. (Quote by - Dave Barry)

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. (Quote by - Eric Sevareid)

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. (Quote by - Jeff Foxworthy)

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. (Quote by - Andy Rooney)

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative. (Quote by - Kurt Vonnegut)

We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m. (Quote by - George Bush)

Bill Hanna and I owe an awful lot to television, but we both got our start and built the first phase of our partnership in the movies. (Quote by - Joseph Barbera)