Having a friend that you trusted lie to you

Lying to someone and losing their trust

Having a really early bedtime

Having a really early wake-up time

Not trying out for the team and finding out you could have made it

Trying out for the team & not making it

Getting a sponge bath from an old man

Having to give an old man a sponge bath

Having a boss who claims he understands what you are going through

Having a boss who incessently prods you to swap juicy stories with him/her

Having a claw for a hand

Having webbed feet

Being said hi to by someone that loves you that you don't even know

Saying hi to someone you love that doesn't remember you

Skinny dipping

Streaking

Attaching a string to your moler with a brick on the other side and throwing it down a building

Getting a nail shot into your eye by a nail gun

Eating your ears

Eating your eyes