Being investigated for a crime you didn't commit

Being stalked by your worst enemy

Having a car run over your foot

Having your hand slammed in a door

Being incredibly bored because you have nothing to do at work

Working your ass off at work

A stranger mistaking you for a celebrity

Mistaking a stranger for a celebrity

Not having any food

Not having any money

Underwear too baggy

Underwear too small

Someone talking about you and you find out

You talking about someone else and he/she finds out

Walking on cold floor

Walking on hot sand

Breathing like Darth Vader

Talking like Yoda

Not having a computer

Not having a phone