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I can't decide!
After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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You can see the results below:
- A real dilemma won 47.27% of the times
- A couple have not been getting along for years... won 50.04% of the times
