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Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"

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After many years of trying to find steady work... won 51.86% of the times 3 Types of People won 47.87% of the times

After many years of trying to find steady work... won 51.86% of the times

3 Types of People won 47.87% of the times