Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- An American tourist won 49.57% of the times
- At The Pearly Gates won 50.94% of the times
