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A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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- An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... won 48.84% of the times
- A wife invited some people to dinner. At... won 49.64% of the times
