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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
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- Attack Dog won 51.61% of the times
- A couple have not been getting along for years... won 49.98% of the times
