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Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

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12 Feet Deep won 45.57% of the times Cannibals and Politicians won 50.10% of the times

12 Feet Deep won 45.57% of the times

Cannibals and Politicians won 50.10% of the times