In my life i learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but i couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering u
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - melanie griffith
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

I love him
Oh yes i do
He's for me and not for you
So if be chance you take my place
I'll take my fist and break your face!
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person & everyone else.
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! - maryon pearson
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth. - william caxton
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

1 thing i know 4 sure is dat, out of all things we give & receive; the gift of love is the 1 dat keeps humans alive...so being in love is good for your health!
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Roses aer red,red is blood,blood for heart,heart for you,you for me
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

A man falls in love through his eyez, a woman through her earz.
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. - anthony trollope
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

To meet & depart is the way of life,
But to depart & meet is the hope of life.
We meet to create memories,but we depart to preserve it....
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. - aphra behn
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

The smallest word is i, the sweetest word is love and the dearest person in the world is you. Thats why i love you :)
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message