I don't trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies. - vincent gallo
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have,
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - brendan francis
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

It is impossible to love and be wise. - francis bacon
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Heres a little hug for you to make you smile when youre blue, to make you happy if youre sad, to let you know life aint so bad!
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. - honore de balzac
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

See the sky you'll see God's face,
See the rain you will dance once again,
See the moon you will see the depth of lake.
Now see the mirror and youll see the god cutest mistake.
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. - ambrose bierce
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

U call it madness, bt i call it love.
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2 love and be loved is 2 feel da sun 4rm both sides.
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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - melanie clark
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Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career. - alexander borodin
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. - bertrand russell
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. - john barrymore
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