I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - david bissonette
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The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. - israel zangwill
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I may not be a clock that may text you 24hrs a day but my heart will be like a clock that will not stop caring & saying u r always remembered. Take care
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

H.o.l.l.a.n.d. - hope our love lasts and never dies.
I.t.a.l.y. - i trust and love you.
L.i.b.y.a. - love is beautiful; you also.
F.r.a.n.c.e. - friendships remain and
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

I always think about u.
I can’t live without u.
I really need u.
I’m totally mad about u.
I just wanna be with u.
I’m crazy 4 u.
I wanna marry u.
I love u.
My neighbour say all this to me
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I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of aids than i ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which i spent my life. - anthony perkins
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
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A woman has got 2 love a bad man once r twice in her life 2 b thankful for a good one
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - erich segal
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - maurice chevalier
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - lily tomlin
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time i leave a man i keep his house. - zsa zsa gabor
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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
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The bravest thng that men do is luv women
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I opened an account 4u at the universal bank of god's blessings & deposited 365 days full of of love, faith, joy & fulfilment ...! Enjoy withdrawing them
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