Pati-jb mai ache kapde pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete h
Jb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
Bv-kal se katora le k jana
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 7000 rupe don
Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?
Sara: koi b nhe
Ustaad: tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?
Sara: sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Husband : ari bhagwan, tum mujhe bazaar mein "a.g." kehke kyon bulaati ho ? Kabhi akele mein to mujhe "a.g." nahi kehti ?
Wife : bazaar mein sabke saamne "abey gadhe" kahungi, to kya achchha lagega ?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha tha....
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Gabbar:
Ae murgi tune ek anda kyu diya. Tujhe darr nahi lagta
Murgi:
Sardar darr lagta hai tabhi to ek diya hai warna main to murga hu
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

A saying- 'sorrow is ur constant companion!
Judge-kya tum jail gye ho..?
Chor-ji nahi, hujur!
Judge-to isme rone ki kya baat hai abhi bhej dete hai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: dr.sahab 2 salpehle mujhe bukhar aya tha...
Dr:to ab kya hua.
Santa: aap ne nahane ko mana kiya tha
Naha lu?
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho?
Frnd: ma boht din pani k andr rh skta hun
Swimer:wo kaise?
Frnd:kyun k mujy swimming nhi ati.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
Jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Kya ye pyaar hai??”
“nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ek bus mein bahut bheed hone ke karan ek ladki ne ek ladke se kaha, “are bhaijaan jara side toh dena” ladka: are kyon konfuse karti hai ya toh bhai bol ya jaan bol
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wife: jab aapne pehli bar me4ra ghoonght uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha ?
Husband:ma kasam mar hi jata agar gaytri mantra nahi yaad hota.......
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Bnta- tmhare papa kitne saal k he
Santa- jitne saal ka mai hu
B- kaise
S- jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

A man to his frnd-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa muskan
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Kid-maa mujhe bhai chahiye
Maa-tumhare papa dubai gae hue hai
Wo aa jaen phir sochenge
Kid-kyu na hum papa ko surprise de
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Pathan blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
Pathan: mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera blood test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message