Ek taxi driver buhat taiz drive kr raha tha,
Peechay bethay huay sahib bolay:"o" bhai ahista taxi chalao main 12 bachoon ka baap hoon.
Driver:apni speed dekhi hai?jo meri speed per aitraaz kr rahay ho.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......
Dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....
Santa : oye dealer ... Ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Chintoo : aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : woh kaisey?
Chintoo : “class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari
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Ek family shole dekhne aai pati patni ae romanticly bola, “naach basanti naach”
Tabhi bacha chilaya-”mummy is kutte ke samane mat nachna.
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A muslim couple came out of court after divorce,
Husband - ab humare beech koyi rishta nahi,
Wife - aisaa mat bolo,
Hum ab bhi, mausere bhaai behan to hai...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Snta ko elecrtic chair p bitha k maut ki saza
Sunai gai
Jalad-aakhri khuahish kya hai?
Snta-mujhe dar lag raha hai mera hath pakad le
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ki taang me gehra cut lag gya
Nurse-is me 10 tanke lgenge
S-kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse-3000
S-tanka lagwana he
Karhai nai karwani
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Sir:bijli kaha se aati hai?banta: mama k ghar se.sir:wo kaise?bnta: kyuki jab b bijli jati hai papa kahte hai saalo ne fir kaat di!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Aurate 3type ki hoti h
1.jiske bina aap reh nhi skte
2.jo apke bina reh nhi skti
3.jiske sath ap rehte ho
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa : cheel ko english main kya kehte hain.
Banta : eagle
Santa : agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : illeagal...
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Kabhi wafa se pyaar mt krna
Q mt karna ? Maare jaoge
Q maare jaoge ?
Qki wafa osama ki .bati ka naam hai....
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa to guest: thanda piyoge ya garam
Guest: dono le aao
Santa: 1 glass freezer se aur 1 glass geyser se pani ka le aao
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Jyotishi :santa ka hath dekhar-
Beta tum bahut padoge
Santa:saale pad to main teen saal se raha ,yeh bata ki pass kab hunga
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: tumnay new car kb li?
Banta: ek din ek larki mujhey apni car mai bhita kar lay gai, aur
Kapray utar kar boli jo chahiye lay lo, maine car lay li
Santa: changa keeta kapray ki karnay siiiiii (well done, what you will do with cloths!)
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message