Mungerilal ko 20 saal baad bachha hua!
Wo udaas ho gaya!
Naurangilal- yaar udaas kyun hai?
Mungerilal- yaar! 20 saal baad bachha hua wo bhi itna sa??
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Gang of santa-banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
Bottles of chilled red wine...
Happily they drink and left
Next day headline
~ braking news ~
"blood bank robbed"
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when i was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

2000 me bache padhte the
A 4 apple
B 4 banana
C 4 cat
D 4 dog
2009 me padte hai-
A 4 aata
B 4 bijli
C 4 cheeni
D 4 dhamake
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Film director to actor: tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film director: don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Banta: pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Ye badalti ratein, ye doobtay arman
Ye jaltay diye, ye bujhti shamaein
Ye kuch or nahi hai faraz….
… sirf k.e.s.c ka kamina pan hai
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Raaz ko plate nai mili
To apni jeb me khana dalne laga
Faraz-ye kya
Raaz-dag to chala jyega
Ye waqt phir nai ayega
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Heights of laziness:
Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo
Mom:khud lelo
Beta:pls dedo
Mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi
Beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
Se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Snta-aaj pitaji ne pitai kar di
Bnta-kyu
Snta-maine to sirf itna pucha tha ki
"kamine..
Film dekhne chal rahe ho kya..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Wah re khuda tery khudai
Kisi ko 1 nhi
Kisi ko 2,2 lugai
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain?
Boyfrnd: 2, 1 tum or 1 wo oper
After meriage
Wife: chand kitne hoty hain?
Husband: anni diye,
Nazr nai anda
1 e honda aa..
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message

Gabber: aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
Viru: kutte, kamine main tera khun pi jaunga.
Gabber: haramkhor, me naha raha tha or bansanti ja rahi thi !!
~ Hindi Jokes SMS Text Message