How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
Smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
Extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
Never start working!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I've written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING
~ Misleading SMS Text Message