What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Just go to Hell
Yes you
U only !
Because only you can change Hell into heaven by your sweetness.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Everyone has a right to change their consciousness, but ultimately the whole process is misleading.
Robyn Hitchcock
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I asked God for a Flower, he gave me a Garden. I asked for a tree, he gave me a Forest. I aske for a Lake, he gave me an Ocean. I asked for a fool, he gave me your mobile number.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

If god comes and asks for a wish," Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the coming generations shouldn't be more beautiful than me.'But I will ask to keep u healthy always and attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH"
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

CONGRATS. Your mobile phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces....
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Sincere Apology: If u dont like
Any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
Then plz dont hesitate, feel free
To..... Throw ur mobile!!

So sweet is ur smile,
So sweet is ur style,
So sweet is ur talk,
So sweet is ur walk,
C how sweetly i lie!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Whats wrong with your phone? Everytime when I call, it says the subscriber you have dialed is an angel, call heaven for details. Love you so badly.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I look at the moon
The moon is beautiful
I look at you
I..i...
I rather look at the moon again
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
Bcoz
I, Have One Of My Own.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
~ Misleading SMS Text Message