My friend, the best quality
That I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock, be Fresh as Rose, be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock, be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - i'm
J - JOKING Man
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
Inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. So outside came outside and
Inside went outside. Oh, no where is ur mind now? Inside or outside
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

2 Prove his love..
He swam the DEEPEST river..
Crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
Climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
She..
Divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

SHUTUP!
S= SURPRISES 4 U
H= HAPPINESS 4 U
U= UNLIMITED LOVE 4 U
T= TRUE PASSION 4 U
U= U ALWAYZ INMY MIND
P= PRAYING 4 U
SO AGAIN
SHUTUP!!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message


The Police are looking for someone described as a gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny & amazing person. Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE?
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I'd climb the highest mountain, I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

As u sleep, bow ur head n say this prayer...thank u lord 4 this terribly stunning sender. may his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me..
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME"
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message