Ek larka doctor say: lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
Doctor nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kaha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
Larka. Tu phir newspaper me
Mujhay Passed Students ki list mein maira roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1 Time 100rs Fine
2 Time 200
3 Time 500
Student: Sir Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?
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~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Class men student apni Miss se.
Miss apki saindle bahut Piyari hai.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Woh aaye hum dekhte rahe
Woh muskuraye hum chup rahe,
Woh kehte rahe humne suna nai,
Jab wo chale gaye hum chillaye-
Sir Attendence
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

PRINCIPAL:
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.
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STUDENT;Sir Monthly pakage kya hai
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Garib hu sir,
School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
Bachcha bola Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau
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~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Mom:Beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Miss ne mje mara!
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Mene Mis ko’murghi’kaha ta
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta:Wo hmesha mje test me anda deti he:
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Suna Hai Zindagi Imtehan Leti Hai FARAZ
Par Yahan To Imtehano Ne Zindagi Leli
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
Bachcha bola Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau?
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Watan-e-Azeez ki Salamti k Liye Student ko
1 hafta kya?
Ek saal Bhi Ghar Mai Bethna Parray To
Bhi is Qurbani k liye hum Tayyar Hain.
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message

Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P
~ Student Hindi SMS Text Message