Wearing holey socks
Wearing holey underwear
Peeing in a pool
Peeing in the shower
Getting a flat tire
Getting a speeding ticket
Sweaty armpit odor
Sweaty foot odor
T-shirt pit stains
Underpants skid marks
Getting poked in the eye
Stubbing my toe on a rock
Having a bad hair day
Having nothing to wear
Walking with my fly down
Walking with toilet paper on my shoe
A face full of pimples
A mouth full of braces
Being the dumpee
Being the dumper