Wearing holey socks

Wearing holey underwear

Peeing in a pool

Peeing in the shower

Getting a flat tire

Getting a speeding ticket

Sweaty armpit odor

Sweaty foot odor

T-shirt pit stains

Underpants skid marks

Getting poked in the eye

Stubbing my toe on a rock

Having a bad hair day

Having nothing to wear

Walking with my fly down

Walking with toilet paper on my shoe

A face full of pimples

A mouth full of braces

Being the dumpee

Being the dumper