People smoking during dinner

People talking during a movie

My computer not booting up

My Internet service not connecting

Breaking a leg

Breaking the arm I use the most

Someone who doesn't know the words singing my favorite song

Someone with an awful voice singing my favorite song

Having to pee in the middle of a car ride

Having to pee in the middle of the night

A nasty paper cut

A razor nick

Eating my boogers

Eating my toe jam

Having a date with bad B.O

Having a date with really bad breath

Losing my bikini bottom

Losing my bikini top

Getting lost with directions a friend gave you

Your friend getting lost from the directions you gave them