Finding out that your favorite family member is dead

Finding out that your most hated family member will live forever

Learning it from another person

Someone admitting they've done you wrong

Living a traditional life only to discover there is no hell

Living the high life and going to hell

Going on a roller coaster that breaks down while your on it

Waiting an hour to ride it and it breaks down right before you go

Falling into a cesspool while it's being drained

Stepping on rotting roadkill on a hot day

Being abducted by aliens

Being sold into slavery

Having someone take a medical needle and pushing it into your pupil

Having your face scraped across the pavement after flying out of a car

Washing your face in a toilet

Washing your face in some one else's spit

Being locked in a closet for 1 day without any food

Being locked in a closet for 20 days with food

Drinking 5 gallons of shampoo

Eating 5 gallons of hair