Pissing you pants and everyone knows

Pooping your pants and no one knows

Living all your life with your annoying parents

Living all your life with your annoying sibling

Knowing your parents hate you but are alive

Knowing your parents loved you but are dead

Never being allowed to eat your favorite food

Only eating your least favorite food for the rest of your life

Finding out you're the smellly kid in class

Kissing the smelly kid in class

Making a joke infront of your friends that no one finds funny

Your parnet's making a joke infront of your friends that no one finds funny

Putting your finger in a blender

Putting your finger in a garbage disposal

Falling off a bike on a smooth path

Tripping on a badly paved path and grating your knees

Having something in your teeth and not knowing it

Talking to someone with something in their teeth who get offended when people say things like that

Licking someones dirty ear

Licking someones dirty nose