If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True loves are hard to find so i kept you
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. - joyce brothers
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. - bette davis
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

You call it madness, but i call it love. - don byas
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - charles schulz
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love, to punch every girl in the face, that gives u a second look.
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Forget love - i'd rather fall in chocolate! - sandra j. Dykes
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - h. L. Mencken
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - jonathon swift
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Wat the world really needz is more love and less paper work
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. - fred allen
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery. - Fulton J. Sheen
~ Funny Love SMS Text Message