Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u...Oxygen
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what? Then he created Me....
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

This time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love y
I love yo
I love yogurt: especially with rice.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Good looks catch the eyes,
But Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

I like, though, that people have a hunger to connect with other people. They're desperate to know that you're not lying to them or misleading them.
Augusten Burroughs
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

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~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... How r u ?
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

YOU are very cute because in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E – Everywhere
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Rules of Life:Assume Nothing, Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

Scientists all over the world
R wondering how long a human
Being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age
~ Misleading SMS Text Message

When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart &
When tears flow 4rm your eyes,
Just let me know.
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Cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
~ Misleading SMS Text Message