Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
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A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm . . .
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Inflexibility is the hallmark of the tiny mind.
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The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train
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Help: cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide me?
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Remember: don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river.
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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Intelligent, sweet, charming, friendly...enough about me! How are you?
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
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I may not be perfect, but I'm all i got
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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Hi, i just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
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I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
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