Am I dead, angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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Do you have a bandaid? Cos i just scraped my knee falling for you
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Was you father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
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If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: no. Well then, please start
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I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
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Justice: a decision in your favor
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Relax, its only ones and zeros
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Q: how can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A: there is a stamp on it.
~ One Line SMS Text Message