What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Common sense isn't common.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Hard work has a future payoff nd laziness pays off right now!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Room service? Can you send up a towel?"

Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Mental backup in progress - do not disturb!
~ One Line SMS Text Message

It's not my fault i fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Never miss a good chance to shut up
~ One Line SMS Text Message

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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When all else fails, manipulate the data
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Instant human (just add coffee)
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Having right vision in any endeavour always leads to a glorious conclusion ...
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades i throw
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Where there's a will, i want to be in it
~ One Line SMS Text Message

If we quit voting will they all go away?
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Nothing succeeds like excess
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Strip mining prevents forest fires
~ One Line SMS Text Message

You know the power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
~ One Line SMS Text Message

What time do you have to be back in heaven?
~ One Line SMS Text Message

Hi - i am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
~ One Line SMS Text Message