Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?
A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.
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Of loving beauty
you float with grace
If only you
could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
That everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only I suffer!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
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Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy, by the time she gets ready, no other place is open!
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy a cow can't fly!
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Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
And kills by his bills.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say that she's no good
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