God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
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I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
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Teacher: Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?
Student: Post Office
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Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt. Everest? Girl: A push.
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
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Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: b'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
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