What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
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Patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
Doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..
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Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are getting older and i am getting sweeter.
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So sweet is ur SMILE..... So sweet is ur STYLE..... So sweet is ur VOICE..... So sweet is ur EYE....... See how sweetly I LIE!!
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