They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
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What do u call a woman in Heaven? An Angel. A crowd of women in Heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in Heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a Tubelight
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